Pun intended

Just a little pun with words.

 

Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards.

 

Aversion: One side of a disputed story.

 

Bacteria: The rear portion of a cafeteria.

 

Bigamist: Fog in Italy.

 

Commentator: Undistinguished potato.

 

Debate: What lures de fish.

 

Fungi: A comedian – the life of the party (aka Joe-kster)

Geometry: what an acorn says when it is grown up.

Innuendo: Italian for Preparation H.

Paradox: Medical partnership.

Polygon: Dead parrot.

Wino: Opposite of “Why, yes.”

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, “We have absolutely nothing to go on.”

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

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About robertstevenson

Dr. Robert Stevenson is a Professor of Journalism and Director of Student Publications for the Department of Mass Communications and Theater at Lander University in Greenwood, SC. He received the Distinguished Faculty of the Year award for 2007-'08, and the Lander University Young Faculty Scholar Award in 2005-06. Stevenson also serves as chair of the Lander University American Democracy Project. First and Formost I am a dad of two wonderful boys.
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3 Responses to Pun intended

  1. We have lots of word games from here people seem to have fun doing that stuff 🙂 nice collection though. Btw, I have a Friendship Award/Badge for you in my blog.

  2. Daisy says:

    HA HA HA! Those were great, Rob! I love a good pun. 😀

  3. janna says:

    i like the picture with the cat 🙂

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