Rob’s Random Thoughts

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?


 

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


 

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?



If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


 

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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About robertstevenson

Dr. Robert Stevenson is an Associate Professor of Journalism and Director of Student Publications for the Department of Mass Communications and Theater at Lander University in Greenwood, SC. He received the Distinguished Faculty of the Year award for 2007-'08, and the Lander University Young Faculty Scholar Award in 2005-06. Stevenson also serves as chair of the Lander University American Democracy Project. First and Formost I am a dad of two wonderful boys.
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One Response to Rob’s Random Thoughts

  1. Dia says:

    To cute! Yes, I tried to sing the two songs!

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