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Eleven Interesting Words

Posted by robertstevenson on June 30, 2008

 How many words are in your vocabulary? The average high school graduate is said to know about 10,000 words. The average 4-year college graduate is said to know about 20,000 words. Do you have room for any more words in your vocabulary?
Here are some interesting words, which you may not know.
Upon learning an interesting word, if you’re like me, you’ll be tempted to work it into a conversation to improve your vocabulary or just to see the expression on your friends’ faces. Since this is an online conversation, maybe you’re feeling a little motivated now.
If after reviewing this list of eleven, you feel up for a challenge, please read through to the Word Power Exercise.

 

Eleven Interesting Words

 

Lamprophony  Loudness and clarity of voice
Floccinaucinihilipilification   Estimation that something is valueless.
Rhinotillexomania  Habitual or obsessive nose-picking  
Honorificabilitudinitatibus  In honor
Deipnosophist   One who excels at conversations at the dinner table 
Sesquipedalian   Using long words 
Farctate  Full (as from eating) to the point of bursting; completely satiated
Onychophagist  Person who bites his fingernails 
Bloviate  To Speak or Discourse at Length in a Pompous or Boastful Manner 
Dextrorotatory Turning Clockwise or to the Right 
Eleemosynary Relating to Charity, Alms, or Almsgiving 

 

Word Power Exercise:

See how many of these Eleven Interesting Words (EIW) you can include in a 50 word (or less) comment. The only two rules are: 1. Your comment must make sense, and 2. You may not use any of the EIWs directly beside another one, such as in a list. Have fun, and add your blog address, so visitors can stop by and say Hi.
 
 

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Only Great Minds Can Read This

Posted by robertstevenson on June 26, 2008

Only great minds can read this:

(It was bourhgt to my atttneoin by smoenoe at reddit.com taht tihs is not new. He was pttery uspet aobut it - mdae me lguah. It is new to me, and I hpoe to smoe of you!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a gerat mnid too.

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnoult blveiee taht I cluod aulacity uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid - aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are; the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sittll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorant!

bghourt to you by Rbo’s Mgheanope

(submitted by my son) author unknown.

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The answers to the question everybody wants to know

Posted by robertstevenson on June 23, 2008

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 
BARACK OBAMA:
 The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE!
The chicken wanted CHANGE!
 
JOHN McCAIN:
 My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized
the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens
on the other side of the road.
 
HILLARY CLINTON:
 When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken
to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to
ensure – right from Day One! — that every chicken in this country
gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really
isn’t about me.
 
DR. PHIL:
 The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he
must first deal with the problem on ‘”THIS ” side of the road before it
goes after the problem on the “OTHER SIDE” of the road. What we need to
do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his
“CURRENT” problems before adding “NEW” problems.
 
GEORGE W. BUSH:
 We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want
to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken
is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
 
PAT BUCHANAN:
 To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
 
DR SEUSS:
 Did the chicken cross the road?
 Did he cross it with a toad?
 Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
 but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
 
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
 To die in the rain. Alone.
 

GRANDPA:
 In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
 
BARBARA WALTERS:
 Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how
it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish
its life long dream of crossing the road.
 
JOHN LENNON:
 Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in
peace.
 

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
 Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
the chicken?
 
BILL CLINTON:
 I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition
of chicken?
 
AL GORE:
 I invented the chicken!
 
COLONEL SANDERS:
 Did I miss one?
 
AL SHARPTON:
 Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
 
DICK CHENEY:
 Where’s my gun?

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Help replenish Dr. Rob’s UCTV Vodpod

Posted by robertstevenson on June 22, 2008

Dr. Rob’s UCTV CONTEST

Help me replenish Rob’s Megaphone’s vodpod.

Midway down the right sidebar lies Dr. Rob’s UCTV vodpod, and it is in need of new tunes.

Join me in filling the “live” or on-air slots with weird, offbeat, strange, but “quality” tunes. You’ll have to decide what “quality” is.

I will keep one of the five empty slots for my offbeat favorite: Hocus Pocus by Focus. The song came out when I was 10, and I’ve loved it ever since. The studio version is more polished, but the video below is quality “weird, offbeat, and strange.”

In three days I will take the top four submissions, and I will include them along with your blog address in a post on Rob’s Megaphone. The four winners will also reside in my “on-air” vodpod for two weeks.  Feel free to include why your video should win. To enter just leave information and URL in my Comments.

Good luck

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Television news requires self control

Posted by robertstevenson on June 22, 2008

A big thank goes out to these fine men and women in TV land for their part in supplying valuable examples of self control for you the fine visitors to Rob’s Megaphone.

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Rob’s Megaphone hits the big 100,000

Posted by robertstevenson on June 20, 2008

Hi everyone,

I’ve got BIG news!

Rob’s Megaphone just reached 100,000 hits - in just three days shy of 100 days.

I really want to show my appreciation for all  of your support with a few signs.

 

 

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They’ll stretch anything

Posted by robertstevenson on June 19, 2008

minilimo

 monsterlimo

A corvette stingmo

Ferrari limo

 bikemo

A Boeing limo

World’s longest limo

one horsepower limo

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Silly Pics: Reaction to Rob’s Megaphone

Posted by robertstevenson on June 17, 2008

Support for Rob’s Megaphone is unanimous

 If you listen really close, you can hear them chanting:

Rob’s Megaphone gives megaphones a bad name

(Hmmm, I wonder what that means in English)

 

 Reaction just in to Rob’s Megaphone’s latest grammar article

Isn’t it interesting how different cultures show their admiration?

 

 Even the younger crowd enjoys Rob’s Megaphone

This is truly a heartwarming response to Rob’s Megaphone’s admission to a current bout with writer’s block. I appreciate your understanding.

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Let’s play the “Write Your Own Headline” game

Posted by robertstevenson on June 15, 2008

What are they reading?

If you want to play, leave your headline in my comments section. I’ll copy and paste selected headlines and blog addresses (unless otherwise requested) directly into this post. Please remember, Rob’s Megaphone is family oriented.

 

 

Wow !!!! Gas went down 0.00002 cents ….

http://www.momscrazylife.com

 

Gas in America is back down to 99 cents per gallon!!!!

http://www.hiddenstreamsproductions.com/thevillagestream/

 

 Rob’s Megaphone now available in print edition? Holy cow!

http://paulsfunkystuff.com

 

Wow Gas Prices just went up to $10 a gallon there goes
our kids collage saving’s acctount funds

http://teckline.wordpress.com

 

Old Man says, “Pull my finger, I’ll show you gas.”

http://crotchety-old-man-yells-at-cars.blogspot.c…

 

Gas is obsolete; use Hydrogen. Or farts.

 http://www.kobrascorner.com

 

Office chairs fitted with electric shock cushion reduce employee down time.

http://polybore.blogspot.com/

 

Stocks Soar as Rob’s Megaphone announces IPO

http://outsidemybrain.wordpress.com/

 

Monkey Writes News Headlines in New Board Game, Humans Shocked …and this is the same play theme at another web site:

http://www.HeadlineGame.com

 

Rowling admits Harry Potter is purely fictional

 http://jon1words.com 

 

 

Bad news for newspapers readers: shocking link between sharing newsprint and pregnancy

 http://linmeiyap.blogspot.com/

 

OMG!!! Look at that roach you smashed!!!

 http://blog.beyourowndetective.net

 

 

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Howdy ho from Orlando

Posted by robertstevenson on June 6, 2008

Hi Folks,

Just a howdy ho from Orlando. My boys and I are vacationing in Disney and Universal until June 14, so I won’t be a prolific post-man this week, but I’ll try to do my best to have something new every other day or so.

In the meantime I hope you get a chance to visit the wonderful blogs listed in my blogroll. Also if you’re looking for something to do, why don’t you take a look in my archives. There’s nothing in there that bites or stings, and there may even be some cash (not really, but I lost $40 on the trip down here and I’ve looked everywhere else.

Cheers, Ya’ll.

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