Rob’s Megaphone

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Silly Signs 36: You can’t exit this road

Posted by robertstevenson on June 26, 2008

Sometimes we all just want the world to stop spinning so fast, so we can get off and get away from it all. Rob’s Megaphone has uncovered one reason why so many people have a hard time exiting the rat race.  Check out these silly exits signs:

 

 

What are cruise ships doing on the highway anyway?
And why are they being directed to the airport?
 

 

If the cruise ships use the airport exits, I guess this is the exit for airplanes. 

 

 For the quickest route, be sure to take the new exit 3, not the old exit 3.

 

 

Bus stop: wait here. But bring a snack, you’ll be waiting a long time
 

 

Exit south on I-95 is for off-road vehicles only.
 

You have reached the end of the world. You must now turn around.
 

I hope Rob’s Megaphone is one of your favorite exits for silly signs on the information super highway.

 
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14 Responses to “Silly Signs 36: You can’t exit this road”

  1. Outside My Brain Says:

    LOL - Those are all funny… I especially like Exit #3 - HA!

  2. texasheartland Says:

    I didn’t know cruise ships had wheels!

  3. OBA Says:

    South 95 looks like it leads to some of our side roads LOL

    Wendy

  4. ANP Says:

    The exit 3 sign is the from the Maine Turnpike. The formerly Exit X signs were put up before the signs were changed to their current designation as the mile marker they are at. So, for a short time this occured.

  5. timethief Says:

    Unbelievably unreliable signage. :P

  6. DeadRooster Says:

    Maybe the cruise ships should start using the exit where the road ends in the lake.

  7. Shadow.x.Crystal Says:

    Yeeesh, no wonder driving makes me head pound.

  8. Mark David Gerson Says:

    Thanks for the giggles!

    Mark David

  9. Steph Says:

    Oh, I wish I’d have taken a picture of the detour sign I saw once (incidentally, while following said detour).

    “Detour, follow arrow.”

    The arrow pointed at a cornfield. -_-

    By the way, I found your blog on blogcatalog.com and since I see you’re into writing, I wanted to let you know about a new e-zine that me and a few writer friends are putting together.

    It’s called The Oddville Press.
    http://www.theoddvillepress.com

    You should check us out if you’re interested–or better yet, submit something!

    Thanks a bunch!

  10. Theresa111 Says:

    It’s 2:45 AM here and I am laughing so that I am about to wet myself. Where did you get these? Ha ha ha ha :)

  11. Michael Miles Says:

    I really enjoyed that! Especially the last one…

  12. shahmir Says:

    Men…the exit 3 is something…like it. Why the autorities not notice about it!!!

    cheers
    http://car-gps-navigation-systems.blogspot.com/

  13. Daisy Says:

    These are great! Thanks for the laugh, Rob! :D

  14. Nards Says:

    Again, I had a great time at “Rob’s Theme Park”! I’ll be back soon! Whee!!!!- Nards

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